Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Beach

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat every time she goes to the beach she gets surrounded by people and they try and push her back into the water.

Direction Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -22

Guy: Hi can i have directions?
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I need directions to your heart

New Partner

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -56

There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:

He’s black.

Mathematics

in Racist Jokes
+11 -18

MATHEMATICS — HIGHER TIER — 2018

Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.

Calculate the probability we have used this name because we’re scared of being labelled racist?

Teenage Mutant Ninja

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -23

Got raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle last night at Halloween party.

Ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.

iPhone

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -13

The following conversation took place between me and my uncle.

Uncle: The camera on my new IPhone, it’s amazing. It even works under water.
Me: That’s great uncle Steve, but can I please finish my bath now??