17Nov Car By SteveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +111 -53 Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.
14Nov Compulsive Gambler By DaveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +89 -31 My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back.
29Mar Anywhere By FrankD in Relationship Jokes +80 -23 Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.
17Dec Her Hands By Dave in Relationship Jokes +67 -10 After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.
12Dec Definition of Hypocrisy By Steve in Relationship Jokes +90 -34 Women color their hair, get boob-jobs, plastic surgery, liposuction, wear heels to increase their height… Then complain that there’s no real men out there.
27Jul Bottle Top By Frank in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +76 -22 Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.