Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Parents

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I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.

Adopted

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For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.

Drink Too Much

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I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.

Dating Profile

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I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website.
That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”

Flower Shop

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The following conversation took place at a flower shop.

Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…

Wife Freezer

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3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.

1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.