Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Mar

By Rita

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+28 -14

I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.

Aug

By Brucey

in Relationship Jokes

+27 -13

For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.

Sep

By Dan

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+39 -25

I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.

Sep

By Steveyb

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+21 -7

I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website.
That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”

Aug

By FrankP

in Relationship Jokes

+38 -25

The following conversation took place at a flower shop.

Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…

Aug

By Harry

in Relationship Jokes

+33 -20

3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.

1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.