18Aug Girlfriend By dave in Relationship Jokes +42 -28 My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me. I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.
11Mar Crawling Back By Peter21 in Relationship Jokes +24 -10 My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.
05Feb Wife Argument By Pete in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -7 The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”
07Jun Shopping By Ted44 in Relationship Jokes +40 -26 When shopping I always hold hands with my girlfriend. People think it’s for romantic reasons but it’s actually for economic reasons.
29Dec Man Jogging By Pete in Relationship Jokes +19 -6 I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.
07Jul Pleasant By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +24 -11 Q. How do you know if your wife is on drugs? A. She suddenly becomes a pleasant person.