Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Crawling Back

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My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.

Wife Argument

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The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”

Shopping

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When shopping I always hold hands with my girlfriend. People think it’s for romantic reasons but it’s actually for economic reasons.

Parents

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I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.

Adopted

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For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.

Drink Too Much

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I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.