11Mar Crawling Back By Peter21 in Relationship Jokes +24 -10 My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.
05Feb Wife Argument By Pete in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -7 The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”
07Jun Shopping By Ted44 in Relationship Jokes +40 -26 When shopping I always hold hands with my girlfriend. People think it’s for romantic reasons but it’s actually for economic reasons.
11Mar Parents By Rita in Relationship Jokes +28 -14 I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.
27Aug Adopted By Brucey in Relationship Jokes +27 -13 For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.
13Sep Drink Too Much By Dan in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +39 -25 I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.