12Jan Seat Belt By dagers in Relationship Jokes +22 -10 I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning. As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!” I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”
02Jan Wife Wanted By i dont know :P in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +25 -13 Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
29Jun Role-Play By Steve in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +43 -32 Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.
07Aug Farts By Dave in Relationship Jokes +22 -11 Q. What do farts and relationships have in common? A. The harder you have to push the shitier they become.
26Jan Force By Tim in Relationship Jokes +20 -9 When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, “Just use a f*cking spoon, Steve. You’re not a Jedi.”
02Oct Subway By Das21 in Relationship Jokes +27 -16 Q. What do subway and prostitution have in common? A. They both get paid to do your wife’s job.