Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Domestic Abuse

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My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.

Seat Belt

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I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.

As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!”

I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.

Wife Meal

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My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!

Dad

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Like my dad always used to say.

“I’m not your dad”

Valentines Poem

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I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.