Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
03
Oct

Shirt Chatup Line

By Bernard
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…

31
Oct

Ex-Wife Pickup Line

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+22 -58

You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.

05
Mar

Black Pick-Up Line

By TodH
in Pick Up Lines
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+24 -61

Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.

09
Dec

Jacked Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -52

Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!

06
May

See You Pick Up Line

By Pick Up Line
in Pick Up Lines
+23 -61

I’d love to see you take a sh*t.

28
Aug

Pokeman Chatup Line

By Frank
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -46

STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

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