Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
16
Oct

Love Pickup Line

By Daws
in Pick Up Lines
+46 -44

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

30
Sep

Change pick-up line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -24

There’s only one thing I would change about you, your last name.

07
Feb

Drink Chat-Up Line

By Stevey
in Pick Up Lines
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+34 -33

Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!”
Woman: “Why?”
Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”

31
Mar

Face Pickup Line

By DonaldT
in Pick Up Lines
+37 -36

Your face would look a lot better between my legs.

12
Apr

Animal Bed Chatup Line

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -20

I’m an animal in bed. I like to be patted on the head and given food.

09
Aug

Squirrel

By Des
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -23

If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole

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