22Aug Asshole Pick-Up Line (100% Success Rate) By Dave in Pick Up Lines +28 -26 God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
07Feb Drink Chat-Up Line By Stevey in Pick Up Lines Tags: Cat Jokes +34 -33 Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!” Woman: “Why?” Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”
31Mar Face Pickup Line By DonaldT in Pick Up Lines +37 -36 Your face would look a lot better between my legs.
12Apr Animal Bed Chatup Line By Steve in Pick Up Lines +21 -20 I’m an animal in bed. I like to be patted on the head and given food.
09Aug Squirrel By Des in Pick Up Lines +24 -23 If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole
30Sep Change pick-up line By Dave in Pick Up Lines +25 -24 There’s only one thing I would change about you, your last name.