Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Asshole Pick-Up Line (100% Success Rate)

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God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

Drink Chat-Up Line

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Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!”
Woman: “Why?”
Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”

Face Pickup Line

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Your face would look a lot better between my legs.

Animal Bed Chatup Line

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I’m an animal in bed. I like to be patted on the head and given food.

Squirrel

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If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole

Change pick-up line

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There’s only one thing I would change about you, your last name.