Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
08
Apr

Heaven Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -21

Did you fall from heaven????

Because your face is pretty messed up!!

11
Sep

Geek Chat-Up Line

By Nerdholio
in Pick Up Lines
+42 -39

You turn my software into hardware.

25
Sep

68 Position

By Frank
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -21

Man: Do you want a 68?
Woman: What’s that?
Man: You do me and I’ll owe you 1.

22
Aug

Asshole Pick-Up Line (100% Success Rate)

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+28 -26

God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

28
Sep

Wanna Dance

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -16

Man: Hi wanna dance?
Woman: Yeah sure!
Man: Ok go and dance, I want to talk to your friend!

16
Oct

Love Pickup Line

By Daws
in Pick Up Lines
+46 -44

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

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