Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Homework Pick Up Line

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Are you my homework? Cos I wanna put you on a table and do you all night.

Transformer Pick-Up Line

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If you were a transformer you would be called Optiumus Fine.

Bus Chat-Up Line

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This chat-up line is to be used when you’re sitting on the bus and you see a woman standing because it’s full.

Man: Hi
Woman: Hi
Man: I would offer you my seat but I’ve got a massive boner right now.

Ugly Pickup Line

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Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Pilot Pick Up Line

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I’m no pilot….
But I’ll happily enter your cockpit.

Sandy

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My last girlfriend had to change her name to Sandy because she was so wet all the time.