Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

World Peace

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If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?

iPhone Alarm

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I’ve just invented a great new iPhone alarm app. If you press the snooze button 3 times it automatically emails your boss telling them that your gonna be sick.

Threatened

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Just been threatened by my housemate for stealing his clothes. I nearly sh*t his pants.

Kid

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When I was a kid I could go to the shop with £1 and get crisps, chewing gums, ice-cream, and a fizzy drink. Nowadays they have CCTV everywhere.

Weighing Scale

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Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:

“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.

Nipples

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?