08Feb World Peace By DonaldT in General Jokes +91 -48 If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?
30Jan iPhone Alarm By Dave in General Jokes +69 -27 I’ve just invented a great new iPhone alarm app. If you press the snooze button 3 times it automatically emails your boss telling them that your gonna be sick.
20May Threatened By Paul in General Jokes +69 -27 Just been threatened by my housemate for stealing his clothes. I nearly sh*t his pants.
31Dec Kid By Steve in General Jokes +57 -16 When I was a kid I could go to the shop with £1 and get crisps, chewing gums, ice-cream, and a fizzy drink. Nowadays they have CCTV everywhere.
01Apr Weighing Scale By Stevo in General Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +86 -45 Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said: “Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
16May Nipples By Simon in General Jokes +103 -62 One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?