Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Girls heart

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A girl only has one heart so playing around with it is wrong, play with her boobs instead, she’s got two of them.

Weed

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What’s the difference between weed and vag?

If you can smell weed across the room that means it’s good.

Farts

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Q. Why should you never hold in your farts?

A. Because they can go up your spine, into your brain and give you shitty ideas.

Sorry

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The following conversation took place after a man accidentally elbowed a woman in the breasts.

Man: Really sorry, if your heart is as soft as your boobs you’ll forgive me.
Woman: If your c*ck is as hard as your elbow meet me in room 89

Jack and Jill

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could taste Jill’s candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill’s real name was randy

Doggy Style

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Managed to have sex with my girlfriend for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night. That’s 4 minutes in human time.