Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Yo Mama Dry Cleaners

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”

Long and Black

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.

Chinese Pro

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. What do you call a Chinese prostitute?
A. Suk Mi Dong


in Animal Jokes
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

Blacks Never Say

in Racist Jokes
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Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.

1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.

Facebook Name

in General Jokes
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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.