If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
Boy: Can you catch?? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.
Can’t believe how desperate my maths teacher is, he keeps asking me to find his x. I think it’s time he faced the truth, she’s not coming back.
What do you call a Chinese sex offender?
Fu Kum Yung
I like my women the way I like my coffee, hot wet and filled with cream.
Why are French history books blank? Because history is written by the winners.