If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
Boy: Can you catch?? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.
Why are French history books blank? Because history is written by the winners.
Can’t believe how desperate my maths teacher is, he keeps asking me to find his x. I think it’s time he faced the truth, she’s not coming back.
What do you call a Chinese sex offender?
Fu Kum Yung
I like my women the way I like my coffee, hot wet and filled with cream.