Just got sacked from my new job as a bus driver. Apparently black people are allowed to use the bus now.
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? A: The defendant may now rise.
Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.
A pack of playing cards it is then.
Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Q. Why do you not see any black people on cruise ships? A. They’re not falling for that one again.