What’s the difference between a refugee and E.T?
E.T. learnt English and wanted to go home!
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? A: The defendant may now rise.
Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.
A pack of playing cards it is then.
Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
What do you call a Chinese man who likes to eat soup with chopsticks?
Yuan Dum Fuk