The Best Funny Virus jokes

Hospital

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -24

My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

New Varient

in Political Jokes
+20 -32

A new variant has recently been discovered, it’s called “Anothercon”.

corona virus pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+32 -45

have you got corona virus? because I cant stop looking at a-choo!!

Tested Positive

in General Jokes
+15 -30

Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.

Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.

Stephen Hawking

in Disabled Jokes
+27 -44

World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.