The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Mobile Phones

in Racist Jokes
+152 -110

Can’t believe how great the Chinese have become at making high-tech devices like mobile phones. They can do it with their eyes closed.

Racist Teacher

in Racist Jokes
+78 -44

Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?

Because I’m White and he’s Wong

Allergic

in Animal Jokes
+49 -21

Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.

Female Stalker

in Racist Jokes
+59 -41

Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker.
I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.