The Best Funny Cat Jokes

06

Jan

Followed Home

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

Tags: Cat Jokes

+19 -35

Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk

19

Jul

Cigarettes and Cats

By Frank

in Animal Jokes

Tags: Cat Jokes

+12 -33

Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?

A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.

07

Jul

Cat Flap

By Orlando

in Animal Jokes

Tags: Cat Jokes

+26 -54

Q. How do you make a cat flap?
A. Throw it off a cliff.