The Best Funny Cat Jokes

May

By Jim D

in Animal Jokes

+43 -32

What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

Nov

By Rob33

in Animal Jokes

+58 -54

If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?

Feb

By Stevey

in Pick Up Lines

+34 -33

Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!”
Woman: “Why?”
Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”

May

By nicole smelly fingers

in Animal Jokes

+26 -33

What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain

Oct

By Frank

in Animal Jokes

+23 -32

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.

Mar

By Flissi

in Animal Jokes

+14 -28

What is a cat’s favourite car?
A purrrrrgeot.