Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
MayNature of Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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MayAnimal Testing funny joke
in Animal Jokes
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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MayFire fighter
My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
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MayCement Mixer
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M25. Motorists have been asked to be on the lookout for 15 hardened criminals.
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MayEarly Bird
in Animal Jokes
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.