01May Nature of Knowledge By Peter in Surreal Jokes +152 -76 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
01May Animal Testing funny joke By Jimmy in Animal Jokes +28 -31 Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
01May Fire fighter By Peter in Surreal Jokes +18 -9 My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
01May Cement Mixer By Jimmy in Surreal Jokes +27 -18 A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M25. Motorists have been asked to be on the lookout for 15 hardened criminals.
01May Early Bird By Peter in Animal Jokes +62 -62 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
01May Fake Orgasms By Peter in Relationship Jokes Tags: Jokes About Men +35 -20 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.