What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.
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MayManchester United Beep
in Sports Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
MayWife talking
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.
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MayWeather Forcast
The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!
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MayKangaroo and sheep
in Animal Jokes
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper
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MayYo mama belt
Yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator.
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MayCancer Research
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we won’t get much done.