Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.

Had a strange dream last night where I ate a gigantic marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was missing.

Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Just poured superglue into a non-stick pan…. Somebody is going to be wrong.