Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

May

Fun idea

By SteveB

+75 -21

Fun idea. If you have no kids hire a babysitter anyway and tell them the kids are asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed. When you come home ask them why the kids are missing.

Mar

Lost

By Freddy

in Surreal Jokes

+73 -28

I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.

Mar

Alcohol Tester

By RobK

in Surreal Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+70 -27

I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.

Jan

Kick boxing

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+63 -21

Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Aug

Swimming Pool

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+52 -12

Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating. I probably could have got away with it if I was in the pool and not on the diving board.

Mar

Documentary

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+89 -51

Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.