Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Sat-Nav

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Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common?
A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.

Muslim Violence

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It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Gods Children

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If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus

Sacked Rabbi

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Q. Why did the Rabbi get the sack?
A. Because he performed a circumcision without wearing his glasses.

Bacon

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If God doesn’t want people to eat bacon, why did he make it taste so good?