Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Sep

Muslim Christmas

By Graham

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+50 -48

My Muslim friend said that the festival of Eid is like a Muslim Christmas. Last night I left out a stocking, a glass of sherry and a pork pie but Mohammed didn’t bring me any presents.

Oct

Adam and Eve

By StephenP

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes

+19 -17

Q. Why did got only take 1 rib from Adam?
A. Because if God had taken any more out Adam would never have needed Eve.

Dec

Female Priests

By Frank

in Religious Jokes

+32 -31

I’m all for female priests, finally a group and priests teenage boys can have sex with willingly.

Jul

Homeless

By Dave

in Religious Jokes

+76 -75

After being homeless for a week I found a copy of the bible and it has totally changed my life.

I now have toilet paper and fire to keep me warm.

Dec

Aquaman

By Dannw

in Religious Jokes

+26 -26

I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Jun

Genesis 1:13

By Mark

in Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes

+53 -53

Genesis 1:13 “And on the 3rd day God created the land for all the animals to share but he
decided to make a special piece of land called Antarctica just for penguins because he liked them and thought they were cute.”