Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Colgate

in Racist Jokes
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Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.

Cruise Ship

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why do you not see any black people on cruise ships?
A. They’re not falling for that one again.

Unemployment

in Racist Jokes
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You can say what you want about slavery but you can’t deny black unemployment was a lot lower back in those days.

Muslim Birthday

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

History Books

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Why are French history books blank?
Because history is written by the winners.