Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Printer

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A black guy at work today asked me if we have a ‘coloured’ printer. I said “Hey man, its 2015, you can use any printer you want”.

Best Friend Chinese

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Just found out today that my best friend is Chinese. I always thought he was just tired.

Ginger Son

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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school.

So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.

Why Knife

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Q. Why do Jews get circumcised?
A. Because they love to have 10% off.

Ginger Lady

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A ginger lady at work recently announced that she was having a baby with her black boyfriend. When discussing possible baby names my suggestion of “Terry the Chocolate Orange” was apparently ‘offensive’ could lead to me getting ‘fired’.

Squint

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Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.