Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Feb

Ethiopian Girlfriend

By Sanchez

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+140 -112

Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend?
A. You know she’ll swallow.

Jun

Go Black

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+76 -50

You know what they say. Once you go black you become a single mother

Apr

French Snails

By Piere

in Racist Jokes

+130 -104

Q. Why do the French love to eat snails?
A. Because they hate fast food.

Jan

Rave

By Sanchez

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+46 -21

Q. How do you start a rave in Africa?

A. Glue toast to the ceiling.

Jun

Fat Chinese Prostitute

By Chris

in Racist Jokes

+84 -59

What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?

A Chun Ki Ho

Mar

Polish man

By Tonya

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+177 -154

The following conversion took place in a Polish church.

Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife.
Priest: Why my son?
Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me.
Priest: What makes you say this?
Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.