Best Funny Political Jokes

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.

It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?

The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.

After winning the lottery last week I have decided to give my homeless brother a new home. It’s the box from my new 65” TV.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars.

Wars require strategy and logic.