Best Funny Political Jokes

Why is it that people who own guns are considered a danger to society but it’s perfectly acceptable for someone to own a meat clever and a human-sized freezer?

I parked my car outside parliament. “Sir, you can’t park here,” said a cop. “This is where our politicians work.” “Don’t worry, I’ve locked it.”

Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.

The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.