Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Oct

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+38 -18

At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.

Jan

By Sam

in Political Jokes

+31 -13

The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Nov

By Rudolph

in Political Jokes

+38 -20

Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.

Mar

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+46 -29

Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)

Mar

By Ricky Funny

in Political Jokes

+113 -96

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Jun

By JohnnyB

in Political Jokes

+34 -17

I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.

I’m trans-slender.