My girlfriend just recently got a tattoo of a dolphin on her inner thigh. It’s amazing what tattooists can do these day, when you put your face near it you can actually smell the ocean.
Can’t believe my website which teaches children how to play guitar has now been blocked by Google and removed from the search results to prevent child abuse… On reflection maybe naming my website fingeringkids.com was a bad idea.
Can’t believe what a rip-off Ebay is. Just wasted $120 on a penis enlarger. This guy just sent me a magnifying glass and a piece of paper that said “Do not use in sunlight”.