Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Cheap Prostitute

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Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?

Blind Woman

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A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

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Can’t believe I’ve just been banned from using Apparently “My dick”, is an inappropriate answer to the question ‘What do you want most in a woman?”.

Sacked Yesterday

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Got sacked from my job yesterday for being a pervert.

I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work.

$100 tattoo

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3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami.

1. You can play with your money.
2. You can watch your money grow.
3. Every woman loves to blow money.

Fifty Shades Of Grey

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Had a great time watching Fifty Shades Of Grey at the cinema with my girlfriend. The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was hilarious.