Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Body Part

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Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Romeo and Juliet

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Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.

Facebook Name

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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

Perfect Gentleman

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Why is my wiener the perfect gentleman?
Because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit.


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A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.

Skiing Holiday

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3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.

Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”