Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Making Love

in Dirty Jokes
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Making love to a woman is like playing the violin…

I don’t know how to do it.

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Baby

in Dirty Jokes
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Just been punched by my brother for trying to kiss he new baby on the forehead. Apparently I have to wait for the baby to be born first.

Sperm Bank

in Dirty Jokes
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Went to the sperm bank today.
It’s so much more fun than donating blood.

Skin Road

in Dirty Jokes
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If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’

Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.