Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Baby

in Dirty Jokes
+60 -40

Just been punched by my brother for trying to kiss he new baby on the forehead. Apparently I have to wait for the baby to be born first.

Sperm Bank

in Dirty Jokes
+59 -39

Went to the sperm bank today.
It’s so much more fun than donating blood.

Skin Road

in Dirty Jokes
+42 -22

If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’

Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+150 -130

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Making Love

in Dirty Jokes
+42 -22

Making love to a woman is like playing the violin…

I don’t know how to do it.

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
+87 -67

Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”