Q. What do you call the phobia of black people? A. Common sense
Q. Why do black people have flat noses? A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.
Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs? A. Joobs.
Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.
Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.
My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.
Q. Why did the baker have smelly hands? A. He kneaded a poo.