The Best Funny Gay Jokes

What do you call someone who spreads chick peas and garlic over their genitals?
A hummussexual.

Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.

Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof

Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single

Gay jokes are not funny, I mean cum on guys!

What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.