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14
Mar

Strawberry Ass

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+24 -24

A girl went to a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.

01
Mar

Things Blacks Can’t Get

By The Judge
in Racist Jokes
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+203 -114

What are two things that a black man can’t get?

Answer- A black eye and a fat lip.

27
Feb

Black Man Lips

By Racist
in Racist Jokes
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+53 -258

Why do black people have big lips? So they can eat food.

27
Feb

Vegetables

By Jimmy
in Disabled Jokes
+115 -80

What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

23
Feb

Roller-coaster

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+42 -36

My love is like a roller-coaster, it’s got a weight restriction.

15
Feb

Paedophile beards

By Frankie Boyle
in Dirty Jokes
+15 -35

Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

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