Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
05
Mar

Shoes Chatup Line

By Aaron
in Pick Up Lines
+116 -64

Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?

11
Aug

PickUp Conversation

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+79 -28

Man: Hi can I have your number?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a maths test tomorrow.
Woman: What?
Man: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we’re gonna cheat on.

10
Apr

Google Chatup Line

By Dan
in Pick Up Lines
+100 -52

Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

12
Aug

Boobs Pick Up Line

By Sav
in Pick Up Lines
+93 -54

Man: Hi, I bet i can guess your age by feeling your boobs!!
Woman: Really?? Go on then.
Man: *FEEL BOOBS FOR 30 SECONDS* My guess is that you were born yesterday.

23
Jul

Shower Chat-up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+128 -90

Man: Do you shower after you have sex?
Woman: Yes of course.
Man: Well maybe you should have sex more often.

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