A blind man walks into a bar.
The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.
Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.
What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)
I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.
Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer?
A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.
Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.