Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.


in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”


in Dirty Jokes
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I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.


in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why do gay men like to have sex in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.


in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.