Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Ugly

in Relationship Jokes
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I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.

Knife Fight

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -47

If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.

Coma

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -55

Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.

Dead Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -48

My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.

Pinocchio

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -44

My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.

Love Chocolate

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+42 -78

My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.