Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Health

in Racist Jokes
+25 -17

Q. What do you call an Indian who cares about his health?
A. Soshul Distan Singh.

Video Chat

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -15

Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100.  She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.

Bats

in Racist Jokes
+25 -17

Why are the Chinese not allowed to play cricket?

Because they eat all the bats.

Cocky

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -3

Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky.
Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.

Racist

in Racist Jokes
+36 -29

Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.

Crawling Back

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -1

My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.