Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Evil Plan

in General Jokes
+20 -11

Until recently I used to think all my work colleagues were hatching some sort of evil plan against me but then I discovered they’re actually using alcohol hand gel.

Break Up Ideas

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -24

If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.

Bank Loan

in Political Jokes
+18 -10

If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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in Relationship Jokes
+9 -1

My wife gave me a new nickname the other day, 007:

0 Romance
0 Hygiene
7 Meals per day


in Political Jokes
+15 -7

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.


in Dirty Jokes
+8 -0

Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.