Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Adopted

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -10

For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.

Strain

in General Jokes
+26 -16

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

Jogging

in General Jokes
+24 -14

I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning.

I said, “It’s a bit late for you Michelle, isn’t it?”

“I couldn’t sleep,” she replied.

“That’s not what I meant, you fat cow.”

Penis and Rubix

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -18

Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?

A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Birthdays

in Political Jokes
+12 -3

Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.

Tesco Value

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -2

I got in touch with my inner self today.

That’s the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.