For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.
Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.
I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning.
I said, “It’s a bit late for you Michelle, isn’t it?”
“I couldn’t sleep,” she replied.
“That’s not what I meant, you fat cow.”
Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?
A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.
I got in touch with my inner self today.
That’s the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.