Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Last Words

in Relationship Jokes
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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…
“Are you sure it’s safe to store 1 tonne of fireworks in the kitchen? “

Midnight

in General Jokes
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Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?

Day

in General Jokes
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Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.

Blind German

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi

Escort

in Dirty Jokes
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Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.

One Leg

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a black person with one leg longer then the other?

Knee grow.