Wife Jokes – FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:01:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.19 007 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/007-2 Mon, 07 Dec 2020 14:16:30 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14523 Read more]]> My wife gave me a new nickname the other day, 007:

0 Romance
0 Hygiene
7 Meals per day

]]> iPad Birthday http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/ipad-birthday Thu, 03 Dec 2020 00:53:19 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=4510 Read more]]> My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.

]]> Hospital http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/hospital-4 Fri, 16 Oct 2020 05:05:06 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14409 Read more]]> My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

]]> Anniversary http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/anniversay Tue, 29 Sep 2020 20:30:12 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14385 Read more]]> I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in.
I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?”
“Yes honey.”
“What is it?”
“It’s the date of our anniversary.”
Bitch.

]]> Dating Profile http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dating-profile Thu, 03 Sep 2020 08:29:12 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14325 Read more]]> I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website.
That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”

]]> Broom http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/broom Thu, 27 Aug 2020 13:02:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14311 My wife: Where’s the broom?

Me: Why, where are you going?

]]> Never Satisfied http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/asdasda Sun, 12 Jul 2020 12:28:02 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=4003 Read more]]> My wife is never satisfied. She wanted me to build a bathroom next to our bedroom but I just got us some plastic bedsheets instead.

]]> Racist http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/racist-3 Sun, 28 Jun 2020 22:54:36 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14149 Read more]]> Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.

]]> Strain http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/strain-2 Thu, 14 May 2020 22:18:36 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14075 Read more]]> Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

]]> Weight http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/weight-2 Wed, 29 Apr 2020 05:47:36 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14013 Read more]]> Just had the following conversation with my wife.

Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown.
Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.

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