The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Allah PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+48 -58

Go up to a girl, hug her then say

“WE’LL BE WITH ALLAH SOON…….ALLAHU AKBAR!”

Fancy Dress

in Religious Jokes
+55 -70

Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.

Happy Arab

in Religious Jokes
+54 -71

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+24 -57

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.