The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Mosque

in Religious Jokes
+47 -42

I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+60 -56

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Muslim Women

in Political Jokes
+44 -40

If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?

Fire

in Religious Jokes
+74 -74

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
+39 -41

It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Sat-Nav

in Religious Jokes
+19 -21

Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common?
A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.