The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Muslims

in Religious Jokes
+74 -63

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Mosque

in Religious Jokes
+55 -47

I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

Muslim Neighbors

in Religious Jokes
+118 -112

Not sure if I’ve offended my Muslim neighbors this year with all my Christmas decorations so I’ve decided to write ‘Allah is a cunt’ on my garage door just to make sure.

Fire

in Religious Jokes
+81 -76

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.

Muslim Women

in Political Jokes
+49 -47

If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?

Muslim Christmas

in Religious Jokes
+44 -44

My Muslim friend said that the festival of Eid is like a Muslim Christmas. Last night I left out a stocking, a glass of sherry and a pork pie but Mohammed didn’t bring me any presents.