The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Mosque

in Religious Jokes
+49 -42

I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+62 -56

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Muslim Women

in Political Jokes
+46 -40

If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?

Sat-Nav

in Religious Jokes
+22 -21

Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common?
A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
+40 -41

It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Fire

in Religious Jokes
+74 -75

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.