The Best Funny Muslim Jokes


in Religious Jokes
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I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.


in Religious Jokes
+64 -58

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Muslim Women

in Political Jokes
+47 -43

If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?

Muslim Neighbors

in Religious Jokes
+111 -109

Not sure if I’ve offended my Muslim neighbors this year with all my Christmas decorations so I’ve decided to write ‘Allah is a cunt’ on my garage door just to make sure.


in Religious Jokes
+78 -76

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.


in Religious Jokes
+23 -23

Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common?
A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.