The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Tight Trousers

in Religious Jokes
+159 -110

Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.

Islamic Chess

in Religious Jokes
+90 -48

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.

Islamic Samaritans

in Religious Jokes
+84 -58

After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+81 -61

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+106 -86

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Weather

in Religious Jokes
+73 -58

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.