The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Tight Trousers

in Religious Jokes
+142 -99

Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.

Islamic Chess

in Religious Jokes
+69 -44

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.

Islamic Samaritans

in Religious Jokes
+71 -54

After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+88 -72

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Muslims

in Religious Jokes
+69 -60

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Weather

in Religious Jokes
+61 -53

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.