The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Muslim Inventions

in Religious Jokes
+77 -55

The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Islamic Chess

in Religious Jokes
+51 -38

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+61 -52

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Muslims

in Religious Jokes
+61 -54

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Mosque

in Religious Jokes
+39 -33

I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

Islamic Samaritans

in Religious Jokes
+57 -52

After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.