The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Muslim Inventions

in Religious Jokes
+40 -40

The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
+22 -25

It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Islamic Chess

in Religious Jokes
+17 -20

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.

Fire

in Religious Jokes
+46 -50

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.

Islamic Samaritans

in Religious Jokes
+35 -39

After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.

Muslims

in Religious Jokes
+38 -43

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.