The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Muslim Inventions

in Religious Jokes
+44 -41

The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.


in Religious Jokes
+52 -53

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.

Islamic Chess

in Religious Jokes
+22 -24

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.


in Religious Jokes
+11 -15

I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
+25 -29

It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.


in Political Jokes
+15 -20

I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.