The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Tight Trousers

in Religious Jokes
+152 -102

Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.

Islamic Chess

in Religious Jokes
+77 -45

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+98 -77

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Islamic Samaritans

in Religious Jokes
+76 -56

After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.

Weather

in Religious Jokes
+69 -56

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+70 -59

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.