Chinese Jokes – FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:01:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.19 Clumsy Chinese http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/clumsy-chinese Mon, 22 Feb 2021 00:52:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=9179 What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?

Bang Ding Ao

]]> Bats http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bats Sun, 06 Sep 2020 22:06:43 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14332 Why are the Chinese not allowed to play cricket?

Because they eat all the bats.

]]> Chinese Wisdom http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/chinese-wisdom Sun, 31 May 2020 08:51:38 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14093 Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.

]]> Racist Teacher http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/racist-teacher Sun, 01 Mar 2020 00:01:29 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13617 Read more]]> Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?

Because I’m White and he’s Wong

]]> The World http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/the-world Mon, 13 Jan 2020 15:59:10 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13769 Read more]]> When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.

]]> Bounty Hunter http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bounty-hunter-2 Sun, 01 Sep 2019 17:33:22 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13335 Read more]]> I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

]]> Allergic http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/allergic Sun, 14 Jul 2019 14:15:46 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13207 Read more]]> Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.

]]> nice eyes http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/nice-eyes Wed, 10 Jul 2019 09:55:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13192 Read more]]> Me: You have nice eyes
Yi Qing Wong: Thanks
Me: Its a shame i cant see them

]]> Two Wings http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/two-wings Sun, 17 Mar 2019 08:25:48 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12845 What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone.

]]> Beijing http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/beijing Sun, 03 Feb 2019 09:00:13 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12593 Read more]]> A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

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